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The Ultimate Rejection Letter within the The Spam Forum forums, part of the Fun category at Fictionpost Writing Forums - Where Writers Unite; Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill, MA 34109 Dear Professor Millington, Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to ...(letter, rejection, ultimate)

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    The Ultimate Rejection Letter

    Herbert A. Millington
    Chair - Search Committee
    412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
    College Hill, MA 34109

    Dear Professor Millington,

    Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
    regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
    an assistant professor position in your department.

    This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
    large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
    of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

    Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
    rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
    this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
    in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

    Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

    Sincerely,
    Chris L. Jensen
    http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html
    I really need to stop flooding Spam.

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    Re: The Ultimate Rejection Letter

    Very nice.
    "Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way."
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    Re: The Ultimate Rejection Letter

    thats rejection in its rawest



    'Course I'm good in bed! I could sleep for days!

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    Re: The Ultimate Rejection Letter

    Bwa ha ha ha ha!

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    Re: The Ultimate Rejection Letter

    I stumbled upon that the other day. It was hilarious...
    A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.



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    Re: The Ultimate Rejection Letter

    genuis!
    Give me a window...
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    and I'll stare out of it.

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    Re: The Ultimate Rejection Letter

    Pure Geniusness!

    *Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.*
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    Re: The Ultimate Rejection Letter

    Classic!

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